The app

Put Percy
in your pocket.

Free for 7 days — no card. Then US$5 a month. Stop whenever you like.

A health companion in your pocket: it knows where you are in your week — as much as you've told it — and it answers the only question that matters: what do I do next? No app store, no download bar. It installs straight from your browser in about a minute and sits on your home screen like any other app.

Sign in with Google — no new password to invent

What's actually in it

One clerk. Nine jobs.

1

Snap the plate

Percy names what's on it and counts it for you — every number an honest estimate you can correct with a tap. The photo is read and binned, never stored.

2

Scan the barcode

Packaged food answers with the label's real numbers, pulled from the open food database — not a guess.

3

Snap the menu

Board, page or screen — Percy reads the dishes off it and tells you what he'd order, around what you've told him you don't eat.

4

Ask him anything

Stood at the fridge, out with mates, 11pm and hungry — a straight answer in seconds. Never a score, never a lecture.

5

Percy the Chef

Real recipes with per-serving numbers, sized to your day. Meal prep by the box, numbers on every box.

6

Percy the Trainer

From first-ever session to full gym floor. Remembers your routine, steers around an injury until you say it's healed, and grows the work as you bank sessions.

7

Food near you

Say what you fancy and he looks around you — your position blurred to a wide area before any lookup.

8

Your week, reviewed

What the last seven days actually held — days shown up, food counted, sessions moved, your own readings. Facts, never grades.

9

Your readings, your journey

Blood pressure, blood sugar, cholesterol, weight — your own numbers, kept on your phone, lined up oldest to newest so you can show your doctor the lot in one screen. Percy files them and never grades them. He doesn't treat, prevent, diagnose or monitor any condition — your doctor runs all of that, and your doctor outranks us.

On iPhone

iPhone: three taps, honestly

1

Open it in Safari

Tap the red button above. The app opens and asks you to sign in with Google. That's the entire sign-up — no form, no new password to invent.

2

Share → Add to Home Screen

Tap the Share square at the bottom of Safari, then Add to Home Screen. Two taps. That's Apple's rule, not mine — there's no way around it, and it takes ten seconds.

3

Open it from the icon

Percy's now on your home screen like any other app — full-screen, no browser bar. Ask it something real: "what's for dinner tonight?"

On Android

Android: even less to do

1

Open it in Chrome

Tap the red button above. The app opens and asks you to sign in with Google — no form, no new password.

2

Tap Install

Chrome offers an Install button — tap it and you're done. If it's shy, it's in the ⋮ menu as Add to Home screen. One tap either way.

3

Open it from the icon

Percy's on your home screen, opens full-screen like any app. Ask away.

The small print, in big letters

Free for 7 days · no card to start · then US$5 a month